Allright guys I am soooo sorry to keep you on the edge of your seat for so long, I know you've been waiting to hear about tubing down the river in Laos and I'm happy to say that I finally found some time to go through it all! Since I got back from my trip I've been getting caught up in school and for the most part, have been pretty successful. I'm about halfway through my final essay for History (which is a PAIN mostly because it has been over 3 years since I've written a real essay!!) but I think it is really coming along. It's about the Japanese Occupation of Singapore during WWII and how it affected the Singaporean people. I've also almost caught up in Process Control which is good because we have a quiz next Tuesday. Oh and our Environmental project is coming along, although we have a meeting today to discuss a LOT of issues. If I didn't mention it, the project is essentially a big comparison between Singapore's environmental policies with another city (we chose Toronto). In the rough draft we received a 6 page detailed section on wastewater treatment (should be between 1 and 2 pages) and a recommendation for Toronto to 'be aware that since our water comes from a single source, we are susceptible to terrorist and biological attacks to our water supply'. We laugh because Lake Ontario is already polluted haha. Anyways, thats 'real' life for me now.
Okay so back to where I left off from the last post.
After meeting up with the girls, we stayed in Vientiane at very nice hotel along the Mekong river. The next morning we got up, had breakfast, and took a bus to Vang Vieng. If Vientiane has the distinction of being the most bombed city in the world, Vang Vieng is known as the 'chill-out' town of Laos, to quote Ashley. It's pretty easy to understand why. On the bus ride there (which was 5-6 hours) you could consistently watch the landscape shape more from flat rice fields to old, forested mountains. Along the sides of the road you would catch glimpses of small towns where people were doing their daily things... most people tended to just be sitting outside their house and be viewing the world as it passes. Another thing that we noticed was that there were SO many children... everywhere! Jumping ahead a bit, I was reading an old National Geographic from 1980 in one of the Cafe's where we had breakfast in Luang Prabang and there was an article about the movement of a certain tribe in Laos to the southern United States if you can believe it. The one woman they interviewed mentioned that it is culturally accepted and actually encouraged for each woman to have many, many children and that she would be shunned by her family back home if she used birth control while in America. For such a poor country, I couldn't understand why a family would want more mouth's to feed. The kids were friggen adorable though!! If they would ever catch your eye they would yell "Sabadee!" and wave at you, which is the standard Laosian Greeting. They were so cute!
Anyways, in Vang Vieng we were dropped off at a specific hotel which was actually a set of bungalows set right along the river. It was actually sort of lucky, because we never would have found that place if we had been dropped in the main part of town which was a good 10 min walk away. So for the rest of the day, we checked out the restaurant at our guest house, walked to town, set up a tour for the next day, checked out an internet cafe and then made our way to a small bar where they had a season of Friends playing haha. It seemed to be a popular thing in Vang Vieng, some other restaurants had Friends, Family Guy, Simpsons and Seinfeld playing. Kind of bizarre in that sort of a setting... in the middle of the mountains in Laos and we were watching Friends while drinking cheap BeerLao's.
The next day was AWESOME. God... where do I even begin. Okay so we had breakfast, got picked up by a tuk-tuk and driven what I will assume as north from the town for about 30 minutes. There we got out and hopped in a big, long wooden boat that motored its way across the river that was flowing pretty quick. On the other side we went for a walk through a small village with pigs, cows, chickens, kids and water buffalo's roaming around. On the other side of the village we checked out a small buddhist temple in a cave called the Elephant Cave. They named it this because there was a small natural rock formation that looked a lot like an elephant. It was pretty cool, but in retrospect it definitely doesn't compare to the temples in Luang Prabang. From there, we took a hike through a couple rice fields, climbed over some fence barriers and made our way to a little shack on the edge of a small river/stream. There we were given old school battery packs that we hung around our necks and a tangled mess of wires that connected to a headlight. We jumped into some inner tubes and started floating in the pool of water just outside of a cave. From there our guide led us into the cave by pulling on ropes that had been fastened along the edges of the rock. It's really tough to describe how it was on the inside because we were all a little on edge I think, but we floated for a while while dodging stalactites and eventually dropped our tubes when it got too skinny to float through. From there, we crawled on our hands and knees through the cave for about 30 minutes, only getting to stretch out a few times. It was super muddy and wet inside, so John (our guide) showed us how they apply their natural sunscreen which is basically just smearing clay on your face haha. I came out of that cave looking awesome. A few times in the cave we would have to wade through parts of the stream in order to get around and once we even had to army crawl to get through a small hole. Oh and I saw a bunch of these HUGE spiders that I moved past awfully quickly. Still, so cool.
Outside the cave we were given lunch which consisted of chicken rice, chicken and vegetable skewers and fresh baguettes!! Laos used to be under French colonial rule, and they left a lasting impression on the people because there were so many fresh bakeries and fresh baguettes were available everywhere. It was wonderful, Singapore doesn't have a whole lot in the fresh bread department unless you go looking.
After lunch we made our way back to the tuk-tuk and drove south a bit until we reached the set-off point for our TUBING adventure!
This is the highlight of a lot of people's Laos trip so I want to do it justice. Basically you start sometime in the early afternoon after a good lunch and you are ensured a long day of drinking. You float down the river and paddle your way to the side when you see a bar coming up that you wish to partake in festivities at. A helper would throw some sort of buoyant object such as a tube or a ball or even just a stick of bamboo that you would grab onto and be pulled into the bar. There you would dump your tube and head up to a chill area where you could get large BeerLao's (750mL, oh yeah) for 10000kip which is the equivalent of about $1.50 CDN. The first bar we stopped at was super busy and there was some techno/house/euro bumpin. They also had a HUGE rope swing that you literally had to climb up a tree to get to. At the top you were given some quick instructions and given the go ahead. Pretty lax, just like everything else in Laos. I should mention that we had plenty of warning before attempting these rope swings. We met two people just beforehand at the cave and they showed us their bruises from landing incorrectly on the water. That scared me enough to make sure I didn't do anything stupid... right away that is! Haha so as I am finishing up my first BeerLao, Jen and Ash took a walk up to the platform. Ash went first and she had me videotaping the whole thing. Unfortunately, the guy at the top failed to tell her to keep her arms straight while swinging and shortly after she pushed off, her bent arms couldn't hold her up against the gravity and she pretty much belly-flopped into the water. Seriously bad news considering she was the first of the lot to go!! She came out with the wind knocked out of her and some nice war wounds to show off the next week or two lol. At least she's a tough girl and that didn't put a damper on the rest of her afternoon! OH and I got it on video!! It's funny to look at after the fact :P Jen went next and did a magnificent 1 1/2 full swings and landed nicely in the water. Phew. Our guide said he was goin up so I pounded the rest of my beer and went with him. He was a great guy, lots of fun, even though he only knew a very limited amount of english which mostly included random nouns so that he could explain things! He decided to swing down on one arm haha. I opted for two and figured out the sweet spot quick enough to land properly.
Now on to the next bar!! We jumped in tubes and hit another techno style bar just downstream. Another beer for me but a bucket to split for the girls. This rope swing was a bit lower and less extreme than the last. I went off it a bunch of times cuz I was feelin good, but the excitement came when we tried to convince Alisa to go off one! With the help of a lifejacket, the support of the entire bar and a lot of persuasion she went off it!
The next bar was a bit further down, but was probably the best of the bunch! The music was more rap/hip hop and there were little cabanas to sit down in. There was also a volleyball court complete with a volleyball, only instead of a level playing field, both sides were made up of MUD pits. And instead of another rope swing there was a zip-line that zipped out to the middle of the river!! Another beer later and Jen and I headed up to give it a try. The line was actually really long and you could pick up speed pretty quick!! In order to signal the end of your ride, there was a large buckle in the line that initiated your exit. You would clip the buckle if you held on long enough and it would make you do all sorts of flippy's in the air because of the momentum! I saw a lot of people land on their backs and stomachs and heads because they just let it do it's thing. I was feelin it though, so as I zipped along I pushed my body weight into the buckle and did a backflip into the water. It was AWESOME! Jen zippyed with no problem and decided to drop before the buckle. We both thought it was so awesome that we did it again! When we came back we found the rest of the group tackling each other in the mud pits, so of course we joined!! Haha so gross but so fantastic. Lets see, from there we went to ONE more bar but John told us that we had to get a move on down the river in order to avoid the darkness. So we quickly finished up our volleyball game and our drinks and I got a beer for the road. The float back was a good hour, but it was wicked. Just some good fun and good conversation while floating down a river in the middle of Laos, no big deal right?
The rest of the night was also a little ridiculous. We made our way home and Ashley and Alisa passed out while Jen and I decided to chill out and listen to some music on my laptop. This next story is not a good representation of Matthew acting on his better judgement, but I'll tell it to you anyways! As we were sitting there, a huge bug somehow got into our room and was flying around very noisily. Now I don't know much about Laosian bugs, but for the story lets assume that it was poisonous and would probably attack me when I slept. So I got fed up with the buzzing and decided to do something about it. I grabbed my Nixon and Kennedy book from the shelf (good book by the way, best $1 purchase ever) and followed it around until it landed on the window curtain. See where this is going? Raising the book high above my head and swinging with all my strength (to make sure I killed the thing) I smashed the curtain, bug, and window in one blow. Yeah... The sad thing is, Jen had caught on just a second too slow and as she opened her mouth my arms were already in motion! The next few minutes were a nice blur because like 5 or 6 people came out of the office (people tend to work in groups everywhere, where one person does the work and the others just hang around) when they heard the sound and I attempted to explain my way out of the predicament. They wouldn't have it, so I had to pay 1500baht ($45) to replace the window. Haha, wow.
So later that night we went to grab some food and catch some friends, but ended up crashing fairly early since we had such an eventful day.
The next day we were picked up by the same travel group and given some rickety old bicycles. We had chosen to do a 35km ride around Vang Vieng and into the surrounding areas, not really realizing that the weather was going to be so unbelievably hot. For the most part, the ride was along a crappy gravel road that stretched through unbelievably green rice fields and green mountains but we did take a pit stop at a place called the Blue Lagoon. The Blue Lagoon is a location along a small river that is nice and deep so that you can swim around and jump from a tree into it. The area was beautiful and we spent some time in the water and just sitting around. John (yup same guy) made us lunch over his barbeque (a pan full of hot wood coals) and then we headed out for the afternoon of riding. It was a long ride full of dehydration, a little heat stroke (ash), some huge puddles of mud as well as water buffalo blocking the road. Not to mention all of the people that we passed! We went by a bunch of schools and when we did, every single kid in the yard came running over yelling "Sabadee" and waved at us!! It was the cutest thing ever. A couple little boys came running up to me and I gave them high fives as I rode by! Honestly it was so great. That night we were all exhausted and slept like babies...
The next day we hopped in a minibus headed to Luang Prabang up north. This was easily the most terrifying experience of my life. Jen and Alisa can agree, but Ashley was in the back and couldn't really see the road ahead. First of all, the road was super windy and in terrible condition. It went up and down mountains and didn't seem to really have any sort of planned path, it was only an attempt to connect every town and village together. Secondly, the driver was crazy.... he was going WAY too fast in my western opinion and didn't seem to have any much of a regard for things and people around the edges of the road. He also took pretty much every 'chance' that was possible, such as passing a car when not knowing if a huge truck is coming around the corner up ahead. A few times I felt car sick and definitely couldn't sleep throughout the full 5 hours. Ohhhh southeast Asian travel...
Luang Prabang was fantastic though. It is labelled a UNESCO World Heritage Site and for good reason. We got in, found a cheap ($4 a night!) guest house and went for a walk around the city. Along the walk, we saw monks in their orange robes EVERYWHERE. It was really cool. One of the menu's I had in LP mentioned that the monks don't understand why people are so enamored with them. They are exactly like us, their life just revolves around Buddhism. Every morning the monks do the alms giving ceremony where they give out what is usually rice to people in need as an act of religious virtue. We were actually led around one of the temples by one of the young monks who was very nice, but awfully shy. He told us his name and asked for ours but didn't say much else. That night we relaxed and had a few drinks with some friends we met in Vang Vieng. We also caught dinner with them at this really cool outdoor restaurant. Oh and then we checked out the night market and ended up buying a bunch of stuff. But shhhh, I can't tell you what since a few are gonna be xmas presents!
The next day we walked around again but went into a few of the different temples. Not much to say about them other than that they were unbelievably beautiful. Here are a few of my favorite pictures, but there are soooo many more! I took a total of about 1000 photos in Laos alone. Oh, at the top of the largest hill in LP where there is a temple called Phu Si, I met a nice Australian couple who I chatted with for a good 20 minutes. Seems that Laos is one of their favorite places in all of SEA and they have been there on vacation the last few years. They said their overall favorite was Sapa, a small town in northern Vietnam. So basically, that's one of my next trips :)
Okay! So I totally forgot about this until I went through my pictures again, but we spent a few hours in the afternoon at a bunch of waterfalls!! Haha wow, only 2 weeks after and I'm already blanking on things. The falls were awesome and we got to go swimming!! Yeah!!
The next day we hopped a 10hr VIP bus ride that was pretty terrible as well so I won't talk about it. Eventually we made it back to Vientiane where we found a guest house, grabbed some dinner and a few drinks, and then made it to bed. Our flight out was the next morning that brought us to Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia and a 5 hour bus ride later, we were back in Singapore! For me that signaled the end of a sweet 2 week vacation but also the beginning of my catch-up in school.
So there you have it. This took 5 hours to write and post pictures so I HOPE SOMEONE IS STILL READING THIS. Do me a favor and post a comment! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know someone is keeping up with me! Till next time. M.
Today's Spin: Another Day (2007 Remix) - Dream Theater